Elves 1989

A Parody of the screenplay Elves by Jeffrey Mandel
Conceived by Rob Young, Adapted for the stage by Rob Young, Matthew Julian, Diana Kaufmann, Rory Cowan
Direction by Diana Kaufmann
June 12 – July 11
– No Show July 4th –
Sick of the holidays, crass commercialism, and her lame job at the mall, Kirsten invites her two besties to perform a ritual to denounce Christmas. But their innocent ceremony in the woods accidently awakens a deadly dark elf, intent on taking over the world with an evil elf army.
Now with the aid of a department store Santa, Kirsten must stop the gruesome terror before the elves destroy Christmas and the world.
*This production contains foul language, depictions of familial abuse/sexual abuse/animal abuse, graphic violence, nudity, and scenes that some may find shocking, repulsive, or offensive. Life can sometimes be like that.